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I AM SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW!
I’m having a great hangout with my 5 on it girls, eating pizza, baking a cake, watching tv and chatting. 11 o’clock comes rolling around and Samantha’s ride is outside, so Janelle and I get up to walk her down, just as we open the door, a DC Police Officer is looking at me. Lightweight weird cause my building is…secured? How the fuck did this dude get in..? and WHY is he at my door?
“Whose house?”
“mine.”
“The musics a little loud, we have a complaint from upstairs.”
“Oh really? sorry I didn’t think it was that loud, i’ll turn it down.”
“Yeah cause this has been an on going thing.”
“REALLY? cause i JUST moved in?!?”
cracking a smile* “So have we ever come out here before?”
“No. Look did upstairs say this cause they wake me up playing Rockband just about every morning.”
“I dont know who it was, but it was a direct neighbor, so for now, keep the music down.”
“Okay. Sorry officer.”*close the door.
WHAT THE FUCK! Are you fucking SHITTING me right now. My shit was loud, foreal? pretty sure I was having like a fucking sleepover bitch not a motherfuckin’ wolf pack party! and SORRR-YYY my fuckin nice ass new ipod dock has hella bass, i should’ve known that people might be trying to sleep at 10pm on a friday night! Silly me! Those slowjams must have just been so obnoxious to hear! muffled through these walls! Oh yeah and speaking of trying to sleep, how bout when my ass is minding her own damn business and I get fuckin’ woken up EVERYDAY before 9 A motherfuckin’ M! How bout that bitch?! It’s the same fuckin shit! you gotta get up and work tomorrow, its too loud? WELL TOO MOTHER FUCKIN’ BAD BITCH! CRY ME A FUCKIN RIVER THEN BUILD A BRIDGE TO GET THE FUCK OVER THAT BULLSHIT! It’s summer time, therefore your old ass granny quiet hours apply for me in the AM!!!! Let a fuckin neighbor get some fuckin shut eye in the damn morning.
So I sound sort of contradicting right? Here I am all pissed that someone ratted me out for being “loud” when I’m bitching about Guitar Hero or whatever that morning shit is about. NO, not the case. COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. Heres why, when i was woken up the first, second AND THIRD time by the muffled sound of an 80s rock song, I fuckin kept to myself and didn’t fuckin BITCH. You know why? Cause I have a fuckin heart, and I’m not a little bitch, AND it really wasnt fuckin killing me so shit, i dealt with it. THESE MOTHERFUCKERS, as soooon as they here a fuckin beat they get their fuckin panties twisted and call the mother fuckin daly city police. IS THAT SHIT NECESSARY? on some real fuckin shit. and DCPD, what the fuckkk! Friday night and you’re ass isn’t catching drunk drivers, stopping robberies, any fuckin G type shit, you’re fuckin boppin’ it at westlake apartments shuttin down sleepovers. ooooooh! what a boss!
I will for DAMN sure be positive to call the fucking police the next time I hear your fuckin played out aerosmith 80s hit, that you KEEP TRYING TO FUCKIN PLAY BUT YOU OBVIOUSLY SUCK AT SINCE YOU ALWAYS FUCKIN DO IT. and I thought I was a bitch for pullin the old bang the mop on the ceiling/ translation: turn your shit down. Guess that ruffled someone’s fuckin feathers and decided to be on my ass just cause my Keyshia Cole and Mariah Carey Playlist has beat. SOORRRYYY! But eyyy, next time, BE A FUCKIN MAN, and if you’re a chick, act like a fuckin man and come and knock on my door and tell me what’s really goood. Cause apparently according to YOUR ASS, 3’s a fuckin company. Exactly. It’s not a fuckin big deal so fuckin grow a sack and DEAL with that shit, don’t be such a dickwad. Becareful how much trouble you try to get me in… I know where you live, BITCH!! It’s so irritating to know that someone’s a fuckin hater and not even a month in this place before someone’s already on my ass. GREAT. Nice to know that you can trust the fuckin people that live near you, or that they at least got your back on SOME kinda level.
Ugh! I’m so heated right now I just had to light one up! haha with my sister and joe. 2nd night blazed in a row, ima sleep gooood tonight, until I get woken up from ROCKBAND at least! Whatever, night.
